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| Hello ma'am! Im selling soup door to door! would you care for some soup? | |
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| what kind? is it top ramen? if not, then no. | |
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| hello ma'am! im selling nuclear weapons door to door! allow me to demonstrate what good condition they're in! | |
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| no thanks. i still haven't used the ones you sold me yesterday. | |
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| Hello ma'am! im actually not selling encyclodedias door to door, im just walking around carrying them in hopes of losing weight. | |
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| do i really look like a girl or are you people just being annoying? | |
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