door to door seller people

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: July 30, 2003

Hello ma'am! Im selling soup door to door! would you care for some soup?
what kind? is it top ramen? if not, then no.
hello ma'am! im selling nuclear weapons door to door! allow me to demonstrate what good condition they're in!
no thanks. i still haven't used the ones you sold me yesterday.
Hello ma'am! im actually not selling encyclodedias door to door, im just walking around carrying them in hopes of losing weight.
do i really look like a girl or are you people just being annoying?