either hes really dumb or hes too lovestruck to think right

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: July 30, 2003

uh huh...uh huh... oh wow! sweet! dude, that chick is coming across the country to meet me in person!
wow! thats awesome man! good luck with it all!
um...won't she be a tad...perturbed when she finds out you dont have a 14" tongue?
heh...i didn't think about that. do you really think she'll care?
well...you did lie to her....i dont think shell be too happy about that....
ahhh, you worry too much. girls dont care about honesty. they care about whether you have a 14" tongue or not. hey is that the doorbell?