jason suffers a misunderstaning

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: August 1, 2003

hey, you friends with that jason guy right? well, can you tell him i like his butt and he has pretty eyes? thanks.
what? oh sure. no prob.
hey jason. that girl over there just said she hates your guts and she wants you to die.
what?! foolish woman! it is her kind that have fostered my hatred for the human race! ill be only a second.
a quick death was more than she deserved, but its necessary if im to get to her family before who wants to marry my dad comes on.
I wonder if i really need that ear surgery...nah!