Freddy vs. Jason #1

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: August 4, 2003

hey jason. so, you're gonna be in that new horror movie huh?
well YEAH...i am THE jason.
so...you know how it ends right? do you have the script with you?
what script? you mean they're gonna tape our fight and sell it? that sucks!
...um, this is an actual fight?
of course it is! and i've been itching to take freddy on since he invaded my turf in the 80's...stole my moviegoer dollars, he did.