Hippie gets psychic powers

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: August 8, 2003

So hippie, what are you gonna do with your new psychic powers?
i'm gonna don a colorful costume and become the word's first true superhero!
no wait! am i insane? fight for mankind's benefit? i fight for MY benefit! MY personal gain! i shall call myself the harbinger of doom and bring about the apocalyptic destruction of humanity!
of course, i'm open to suggestions.