Happy Valentines Day!

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: August 16, 2003

You won't BELIEVE what i got my girlfriend for valentines day! im so glad i have a girlfriend! what did you get your girlfriend for valentines day?
oh that's right. you don't HAVE a girlfriend. that must suck not having a girlfriend on valentine's day, dude. i'd commit sucide if i didn't have a girlfriend!
i think valentine's day is my FAVORITE holiday!
...suicide is the only way...