psychic willie explains!

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: August 24, 2003

so tell us, psychic willie, where'd you get psychic powers?
well...i was alone outside. then suddenly i was pulled up into an alien spaceship!
they did all kinds of weird tests on me, and it heightened my brain powers to 50x that of a normal human.
Dance or i'll shoot you!
help!
pfff...aliens. yeah, right. you probably just lift stuff with little ropes, huh?
what?! no!