Frank returns!

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: August 26, 2003

gah! where am i?
welcome to hell, slut girl. i'm frank. you will spend a life of eternal damnation here.
um, just one question. is there sex here?
yes, but it all involves ham and vomiting.
hell sounds like a horrible place, yes?
shit.
oh! that too!