Nobody feels like being saved today.

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: August 26, 2003

hi, i'm jesus. end your evil ways, or you will live life in eternal damnation.
uh...im kinda watching tv now...can this wait?
hippie, stop smoking crack and protesting war or you will go to hell.
go away, jesus. i told you yesterday i don't want any!
i'm sure i had some point in mind when i started this.
don't you want to go to heaven? stop sinning you fool.
hey. go away.