go kill people

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: September 9, 2003

hey sam, you look depressed. anything easily helpable by drugs or self-mutilation?
no, it's beyond the pain those things cure. there's this stupid freak who hates me and i want to kill him. but i'll get in trouble.
oh, well that's an easy solution. hire a hitman! everone's doing it!
really?
well, i don't know if EVERYONE'S doing it. but everyone WE know is.
i've said this before and i'll probably say it again: i have weird friends.