hitmen

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: September 9, 2003

so...you're a hitman?
yes, yes i am.
so, uh, how much would it cost for you to...*cough*...kill someone?
20 bucks.
oh, for some reason i thought it would be more expensive than that. okay, so there's this guy who always beats me up. i need you to take him out.
whoa. hang on, you mean a SPECIFIC person? better make that 30 bucks.