at the gym

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: September 13, 2003

can i help you?
probably. i'm here to sign up for your weight loss gym thingy.
great! let's get started on your weight-losing right away!
did ya hear that, pie? i'm not gonna be an overweight freak anymore! i'm willing to do whatever it takes! i'll work insanely hard! anything to better my appearance!
excellent! what a good attitude! we'll start you out on the 50-yard dash.
what? i gotta run a whole yard?!