HAPPY NOODLE BOY! #1

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: September 14, 2003

it's a happy new day for happy noodle boy! agh! the trees! their laughing at me!
i eat your funky beef, puny bleeding corn nut man! squeezy cheese! i absorb your flesh!
scary fuzz! them walnuts! they refuse to catch me a seagull! where's pac-man when you need him? i butter your loved ones!
accursed spikes! them's puncture my brains! i have no kiwis! deliver me from this sacred onion! i await your monkey! A B C D E F G H I J K L
you've just made my day really weird.