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| mr. president! we have just recieved confirmation that the soviets have landed a monkey on the moon! | |
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| burstin bonanzas! if what you say is true then it's time for drastic measures! | |
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| you have been randomly chosen to become the new president of the united states! let's put another monkey on the moon! | |
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| swap god for a janitor, rot in a jar of dog paws. | |
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