CC 213: drastic measures

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: September 28, 2003

ooo ooo aahhh!
mr. president! we have just recieved confirmation that the soviets have landed a monkey on the moon!
burstin bonanzas! if what you say is true then it's time for drastic measures!
you have been randomly chosen to become the new president of the united states! let's put another monkey on the moon!
swap god for a janitor, rot in a jar of dog paws.