Captain Superhero's Most Riveting Adventure Yet!

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: October 4, 2003

by areallystupidguy
10-04-03
captain superhero! there's a burning house full of orphans over there! you have to do something!
i did. i went and gave them some cowboy hats.
what the hell?
well have YOU ever seen a cowboy burn to death? i haven't. so i figured giving them cowboy hats would make them flameproof just long enough to escape.
did it work?
as far as i know they're charred cinders by now. why do you ask?