a crisis averted

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: October 19, 2003

by areallystupidguy
10-19-03
Assfucker Tony! is that you?
uh no, it's me, your husband. who the hell is assfucker tony?
um...he's the mailman. he uh, gives free anal exams if you use the correct postage.
really? but i've been using correct postage for ages and i haven't gotten a-
oh forget that already. go get the galactic sailor uniform and the han solo mask.
ah, we're doing that panda thing again?