LL: In which an alien finds a carrot top.

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: October 23, 2003

by areallystupidguy
10-23-03
whoa! an alien!
greetings, earth creature. take me to your payphone.
uh....what?
you know, "C-A-L-L-A-T-T!" the strange red haired human commands me. i must speak with this high ranking human ambassador! tell me where he is immediately!
dude, that's carrot top! he's not an ambassador or anything!
you have been trained well. you are obviously not planning on telling me. tell me, would you dooooOOooo it for a klondike bar?