Why I Hate Blender Magazine

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: November 16, 2003

by areallystupidguy
11-16-03
um, sir? i think we've got a problem with our list of the 50 worst bands.
well?
dont you think people will get mad because half the bands on our last would be better suited for a list of 50 best bands?
it doesn't matter. everyone will believe us. thy have faith in us because we are like rolling stone except we write about GOOD music.
god i hate you blender.
no we don't.
well we have hot chicks on the cover so we're better.