Why I Hate Tourists

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: November 22, 2003

by areallystupidguy
11-22-03
deep in the icy netherland called montana...
howdee there! ha ha ha! im talking your language pardner! har har har! im a prospector!
holy moley! it's a DEER! *takes several dozen snapshots*
when can my pain end?
hey pardner, can i get a shot with you in it? whoa, HOLY SHIT IT'S A BEAR! *takes more snapshots then runs over to pet it*