Hippie Calls Home for the Holidays

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: December 13, 2003

by areallystupidguy
12-13-03
wow, christmas time is already rolling around. better call the folks.
hello?
wow, mom! is that you?
hell no. this is your cousin steve!
...dude, i told you a thousand times: no matter how much of it you inhale, you can't get high from helium. now where's my mom?
dude, you have a mom?