Jason Calls Home for the Holidays

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: December 14, 2003

by areallystupidguy
12-14-03
hello?
OMG JASON!!! IS THAT REALLY YOU? HOLY JESUS I HAVENT SEEN YOU SINCE HIGH SCHOOL!
roger? i thought i killed you! what the hell are you doing at my parent's house?
I KILLED THEM JASON! THEY'RE ALL DEAD! AHAHAHAHAHA!
this is the greatest christmas gift of all... you really shouldnt have, man. i feel so bad that i didn't get you something.
don't worry about it. by the way, where do you keep the keys to your meat freezer?