In Which Michael Moore gets his Legs Crushed

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: May 8, 2004

RING RING
hello?
dude, you so aren't gonna believe this! i was hanging out in my room, minding my own business, when suddenly my ceiling just collapsed on me! it COLLAPSED! i can't feel my legs! get help!
alright alright, i'll be right over.
hurry, i don't think there's enough asbestos in these ceiling chunks to tide me over until you get here!