I JUST WON THE LOTTERY!

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: July 7, 2004

honey, guess what? i just WON A MILLION DOLLARS in the lottery! pack your bags!
holy cow, are you serious? this is incredible!
i sure am, now hurry and pack your bags!
awesome! where are we going? i bet it's disney land, right?
I'M not going anywhere. i'm getting a life now.