Captain Superhero Complains About His Working Conditions!

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: April 15, 2005

look mayor, we need to have a talk.
'bout what?
i want to be paid fairly for the work i do, protecting this city. i demand a raise, because to be honest, at the moment i'm in completely unworkable payment conditions.
don't get greedy, mister! you were granted quite a hefty reward for the last time you saved the day!
i finished your reward in 4 bites.
then take smaller bites! NEXT!