Oh My! It's The Incredible Brick Breath!

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: June 9, 2005

thank goodness, it's BRICK BREATH! can you take this heart to the hospital ASAP? a little girl could DIE if she doesn't get this transplant in time!
what can i do? my only superpower is to breathe bricks.
what? you brea-
yes. i fucking breathe bricks.
i...i see. well then, do you have a car i can borrow or something?
nope, somebody beat me up and stole it.