Confession

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: August 26, 2006

honey, i have something to tell you that might shock you. is this a good time?
sure, sweetie! let's hear it! you can tell me anything, anytime!
*sigh* well, okay. here it goes. you see, the truth is... i'm a, a bisexual.
wow. really? that really is something. i had no idea. i doubt i would have ever found out if you hadn't told me.
so does this mean you'll start putting out for me now?