Lupus Awareness Man Saves Christmas - FINAL

Author: areallystupidguy

Date: December 25, 2007

by areallystupidguy
12-25-07
well lupus awareness man, you've done it! you've gone back and saved christmas for everyone! what'll you do now?
i'm tired of being lupus awareness man! sick to death of this accursed responsibility! i'm going back in time to make it so you never raped me!
but lupus awareness man, you've saved millions with your message! like it or not, you being raped by santa has made the world a better place.
i... i guess you're right. as long as lupus continues to threaten humanity, LUPUS AWARENESS MAN will never give up the fight!
in fact, it made the world SO much better, i think we better make it an annual thing.
i presume that wasn't a suggestion.