The Yes Man

Author: argh

Date: February 10, 2004

by argh
2-10-04
He's the yes man from those car commercials
Do you have the lowest prices on new and used cars in the tri-state area?
YES!
0 apr and 0 interest until next month! What a great deal!
Do you have 0 apr and 0 interest until next month?
YES!
Don't take a
Will you be my lover?
NO!