Santa at the mall

Author: argh

Date: February 10, 2004

by argh
2-10-04
Santa time at the mall
Hello little girl! What do you want for Christmas?
I want a dolly.
Little children to tend to...
And what do you want, little boy?
I want a transformer!
And maybe some homicidal children...
What do you want me to bring you on Christmas Eve?
I want a gun to kill my mommy