All comics by arizingdeftone

 

Alan's mean letter. by arizingdeftone 7-15-02
One fine morning, Alan got a letter... Dear Alan... You are going to die.	Who would want to kill me? The question is, Who WOULDN'T want to kill you?	Meanwhile... Now that we got that asshole Alan away, we can lure Tyler from Fight Club to my house. Idiot, we are in jail...

 

And so the truth is spoken. by arizingdeftone 7-15-02
The movies about to start! How many times can they bring back Micheal Myers?	That was the gayest Halloween movie ever. Why do they keep bringing him back? I don't know, ask jesus.	Jesus, why do you they keep making Halloween movies? FAG!

 

An Emo Kid Learns His Leason by arizingdeftone 7-15-02
Hi, I'm emo. FAG!	Later, at a coffee bar... Hi, I'm emo. FAG!!!	Fucking emo kids will never learn...

 

Alan faces reality... by arizingdeftone 7-15-02
To: Arizingdeftone@aol.com Sweet! An email!	Your comics suck ass... Argh...	Do you even know where the punch line is for this? Why, no. No, I don't.

 

Another gay joke? by arizingdeftone 7-15-02
Tuesday, 4:30 PM What the fuck is he looking at... Hmmm...	Tuesday, 9:00 PM Please, do tell me what he's looking at... Nice...	Wednesday, 2:30 AM FAG!!! Damn it...

 

A really bad racial profial? I think not... by arizingdeftone 7-15-02
Do you know why I'm giving you this ticket? Cause I have feet for ears?	It's not because you have feet for ears. Ok, then why?	That hat is illegal in this state... And the fact that you have hands for feet doesn't help. FUCK!

 

Nervous Break Down Caused By Message Boards & Strip Creator by arizingdeftone 7-15-02
Alan reading the Arizing message board 6 months ago... An81stProduction : Hi, I'm Lary. This can't be good...	1200 posts and 6 months later... An81stProduction : FUCK YOU ANNOYING GIRL! I could be wrong...	An81stProduction : Alan, your comics suck! FUCK YOU SHIT EATER!!!!!!

 

Why the south didnt win and why gays arent in the army. by arizingdeftone 7-16-02
Man this war is rough... Yeah, just look at that guy there. There is no mercy...	How many'd you kill today son? About 15 of 'em sir!	And what about you?! None sir. They were all too cute!

 

Insomnia... by arizingdeftone 7-16-02
yup... yup...	Kill me... yup...	17 years, 8 months, 2 weeks, 2 days, 4 hours, 45 minutes, and 48 seconds later... yup... ................................................................................................................................................................................BIGGTY BAM!!! PUNCHLINE!

 

The Energizer Bunny finally faces the facts. by arizingdeftone 7-16-02
How much longer do they think I can go on for? Hmmm... Good question...	Seriously... Man...	After countless hours of the energizer bunny explaining over and over about how he's too old to go on much longer, we've come to this conclusion... Don't be that guy... FAG!

 

Why strip creator will never be life like. by arizingdeftone 7-16-02
Hello? HI!	Hello?! Yes?	Two hours later... YOU HAVE TO PICK ME UP!!!!! No shit?!

 

Big pimpin' spendin' G's! by arizingdeftone 7-16-02
WHEREMAHBITCHES?!	WHEREMAHBITCHES?! I'm right here!	BITCHSUCKMAHDICK! Sweet...

 

Yes, another gay joke. by arizingdeftone 7-17-02
Must... Sneak... Away... Must... Sleep... So there I was right. And this bitch tried telling me that she won't give me head.	Hmm... this could get interesting. Continue... Well, she's going on and on about morals and how her mother raised her not to do these things...	So I said, "Look cunt, if you're not giving head, I'll go find a guy that will!" and then I left. ....................................................................................................................................................................................................FAG!

 

A Pantera Fan Faces The Facts. by arizingdeftone 7-17-02
So dude, do you dig Pantera? Ya got damn righ' I do!	Do you think Phil wrote better when he was on herion? Hm... neva thought 'bout dat...	Now, dat I thinked 'bout it, HELL YEAH! ................................................................................................................................................ Fuckin' drunk, red neck junkie

 

Tyler gets fucking stumped. by arizingdeftone 7-17-02
Why is it, everytime I pick my nose... It's full again in 5 minutes? Hmm....	Hmm... Hmm....	2 weeks later... That is a GREAT fucking question!

 

One person's ability is another's fate. by arizingdeftone 7-18-02
First, you have to get all your materials together...	Then carefully fold and tie and twist and spin...	And there you have it! Your very own curtain to block the sun. Wasn't that easy? FUCK YOU MARTHA STEWART!!!!!!!

 

Friends don't let friends use gay punch lines. by arizingdeftone 7-22-02
Dear Jack, My name is Alan and I'm getting pissed cause my friends aren't working on any new comics. What shall I do? Well... let's see...	Still thinking... Yup... Still thinking...	18 day's later... Alan recieves an email. To : ArizingDeftone@aol.com - The reason your friend's aren't making any new comics is because they realized that all the punchlines in strip creator are lame. FAG!

 

Alway do what the law says. by arizingdeftone 7-28-02
One fine summer day, Mike decided to go to the park Damn, this park is fucking sweet!	45 minutes into the future... Whelp, better get goin... Son, what are you doing here? The parks been closed for hours. I'm going to have to give you a ticket.	A year later, Mike was hit by a bus and killed... Man, I hope Jesus doesn't know about that ticket... Yeah, that ticket... your going to have to give me some mad head to get into heaven for not paying that...

 

Reality Chizeck by arizingdeftone 8-08-02
One fine summer evening... Man... I should make a comic.	Three hours later... Where is my inspration? What will be the punch line?	You stupid fuck, your comics suck. Realize this. Your punch lines are shitty. Are you ever going to make something that makes sense? Nothing like getting told by your best friend that your comics suck.... God I hate you computer...

 

Sometimes You Have To Take Matters Into Your Own Hands by arizingdeftone 8-22-02
So... Let me get this right. You want me to hammer this in your head? Sounds simple enough, eh?	I don't know... JUST FUCKING DO IT!	What if I regret it? I don't want you to get hurt. FUCK! I'll just do it myself! This is the last time I ask you for a favor!

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