Alan's mean letter.

Author: arizingdeftone

Date: July 15, 2002

by arizingdeftone
7-15-02
One fine morning, Alan got a letter...
Dear Alan... You are going to die.
Who would want to kill me?
The question is, Who WOULDN'T want to kill you?
Meanwhile...
Now that we got that asshole Alan away, we can lure Tyler from Fight Club to my house.
Idiot, we are in jail...