Things I've Actually Heard People Say

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: November 30, 2002

The guy on the left was an Irish labourer. The woman on the right was an American student addressing a Scotsman.
The difference between Scotland and Ireland is that Scotland's got their independence now.
Say, did you do degrees in America or something? Cos your English is quite good.
I'm not making this up. These two were students as well.
I don't agree with bin Laden but I can see where he's coming from. Before this 'Western empire' they had a lot of cultural diversity and communal systems, and traded happilly along the Silk Road.
You know, those guys who flew those planes into the Trade Towers, they just want peace, you know?
Meanwhile, an unrelated conversation I once had -
The problem with this world is that it's full of fucking stupid idiots.
Yeah, but think how much worse things would be if we let the so-called intelligent people run the place!