The Importance of Being Rich

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: November 30, 2002

Having been rather impressed by a certain Oscar Wilde play, I decided to take financial matters into my own hands...
Okay, 70p per litre, that's £20 exactly mate.
What are you talking about? Everyone knows a gentleman never has any money.
I trust that you enjoyed your meal, and have an pleasant stay here in London. Your bill comes to £370 please, sir.
What are you talking about? Everyone knows a gentleman never has any money.
Right, your trial's set for two weeks today. You're free to go until then. Bail's five hundred quid.
What are you talking about? Everyone knows a gentleman never has any money.