The Woes of Alan Clark, MP
Author: arrandildocompany
Date: December 3, 2002
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I don't know how or why I thought of this. Must be the English Martial Spirit.
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| Sigh. I can't believe I've only got 700k in my Abbey National account. My Dad had to buy his own bloody castle. | |
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| Talking of my Dad, Ken, he goes down in history as the Lord of Civilisation. I, however, am remembered as a barborous cad. | |
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| I had to shoot a fox today, that had been caught in one of my burglar traps. Brought tears to my eyes. Wouldn't have given a toss if it had been a fucking person. | |
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| And while we're on the subject, I thoroughly dissaprove of this cowardly NATO aggression towards Serbia, a good Christian country who've never harmed us. What's wrong with massacring Muslims anyway? | |
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| But, worst of all, I died three years ago of a brain tumour and you didn't even notice. | |
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