Clash of 'Civilisations'

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: December 3, 2002

What a pleasant surprise; long time no see, Craw. What you been up to? I just finished traversing the globe, having spent the bulk of the year in the Antipodes.
Ehnawsomuch. Goat bootit affae dole eftereh founawiz punhinmaaaarse, sose moved back innae binhere.
Frightful affair by all accounts. I was thinking of moving to London and trying to get my foot on the proverbial ladder at the BBC or the Civil Service. Start networking. Et tu, Cartus?
Ah pitttmafuut inna fuckin turd tothernitemon, fuckinboggin. Affma fuckinheid mon puir shteamboatshbyrway know. Scuuuwbuttt. Soun. Chiwwwd.
Mmm. Any thoughts on the global economic slowdown, and/or impeding war in the Gulf?
Wheah? Awwtakeown allehehy fuckin bluenowsh inglishhuns mon fuckingadgies fuckn ranko cunnz ehlotteyem fuckin errafiwthmon BOWTIT BOYSHIESS!!!