Death in Damascus

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: December 9, 2002

Seven Pillars of Nonsense...
And now, you die. Is time for my glorious martyrdom operation.
No, wait! If you have a martyrdom operation then I'll need a spinal operation. Before you suicide bomb us all to blazes, there's something you should know.
Go on...
My grandfather was sort of chummy with T.E. Lawrence, of Arabia fame, who united the tribes against those nasty Turks and drove them out for good!
No, is big egomania scam for little man. Was Australian Diggers halted Turco-German attack on Suez at Romani and El Arish in late '16, and spearhead offensive to push them out for Armistice.
Oh well. Fire a-bloody way then...