I'm a Warmonger - I 'Mung' War

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: March 4, 2003

Geoff Hoon, Master of the Universe
I'd like to categorically deny that war has begun.
No decision on whether or not to use military force has been taken.
Meanwhile...
I'm watching you...
In other news, Iraq is in a critical condition in hospital after an entertaining harpoon strike by US/UK Marine trawlers...