Haw haw, I like how they got them to destroy their missiles before we invade them. Just makes it easier to kick their arse.
You... you think this is like the World Cup or something, don't you?!?
Ergo...
And you join us here just before kick-off in this crunch decider between reigning champions America Utd and unfancied minnows Saddam's Arsenal. Orla's at the touchline in Kuwait.
That's right Rageh. It would be an act of giant-killing if the Saddamites pull off an upset here. They're considered a bit of a one-man team, but could be lethal from well-rehearsed WMD setpieces.
Will the Arsenal even turn up, Orla? Do they have the stamina to last a full ninety minutes? Or can anything happen in these hostile away conditions?
We shall see, Rageh. FIWA referee Annan, dressed in black, takes both teams into the 33rd-36th parallels. There is quite a history between these two sides - we could see some pretty foul play...
