Superfluous Allied Forces

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: March 19, 2003

Bush! Blair!
Ladeez an'... uh... Ah am prowd too pre-sent to y'all mah coyeelishun uh the willin'. May Gawd cuntinoo tuh blayss Uhmericuh.
Woop de woop nigga whuh?!?
Aznar! Koizumi!
Arrriba! Andeley andeley! Saddamo! Arrriibba!
My country's anti-miritarist constitution specifiarry forbida senda troop. Prease accept humble gift of birrions and birrions of dorrars instead.
Isaias! Er... that's it.
Me name is President Afworki Isaias of de State of Eritrea. You can tell de author just look me up on um CIA World Factbook.
"I'd prefer not to reveal my identity at this point in time."