If Nations Were Frat Boys

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: March 24, 2003

This is what happens when I can't get to sleep at night.
Huh huh... dude, I totally paddled those guys' butts over at the Arab dorm. They are sooo fuckin' losers, man.
Like, no way, dorkweed. You are totally Japan's bitch. She way took you up the ass at those trade talks.
Shut the fuck up!!!
Aaaahh! Fuckin'-A, man, you didn't have to send in the goddamn B-52 strike! Gotta fuckin' dead arm now...
Huh huh, hey, dufus - I fuckin' dare you to tank one million barrels of oil a day.
Oh, Jesus Christ. Well, if I wanna make sophomore at the G8...