The Ace of Spades

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: April 14, 2003

Saddam, alive but bored, sits around in a bunker awaiting a new and better life in Syria or Yemen or Belarus or wherever.
Er... perhaps, father, a game of chess to relieve the ennui?
Nahhh... it'll only remind me of my disastrous failures on the battlefield.
I dunno, I don't think I'm that good at bunker sitcom. In the next panel there's a joke I stole from the Guardian letters page...
How about cards? Blackjack? Poker? Craps?
Nah, all our packs have got pictures of all those infidel traitors on them.
What's all this crap about Sunni and Shia anyway? Everyone knows they've not had a decent hit since 'I Got You Babe'!
Alright... FA-18 Hornet? Harrier Attack on the CPC 464?
How about I just lash the soles of your feet? Arrrgh, this strip's a mess. Oh well, save it anyway.