Any decent person knows that the real axis of evil - comprised of Americans, Israelis and the Duke of Argyle - is the source of all that is wrong in this world. I take it you'll be voting SSP?
Unfortunately for you I'm not a very decent person. Look, my house is worth half a million pounds. I fly Emirates. George W Bush waved to me and I waved back. What would I want from you?
Tony Blair's lust for war is akin to a vampire's thirst for blood. (ACTUAL PAMPHLET QUOTE!!!) Surely that's a compelling enough argument for establishing Tommy Sheridan's proletarian dictatorship?
Sorry - by pigeonholeing me as an imperialist fatcat, cos my dad earns more than 23k, you've given me an utterly false sense of power over the 'working classes' which I will now cling to at all costs.
Before I go, can I have a brick to throw through your Lordship's window?
