Actually, it's preposterous to imagine them doorstep campaigning. Still - a cartoonistic device...
A Labourette at my door. Tell me, did you support Blair's Iraq policy? Or did you call for his abdication?
I... I... I can't tell you. It's a secret.
How?
Well, I was too scared of my constituents and local party officials to vote with him, but I knew if I voted against him John Reid would do cruel and unusual things to my bottom. So I shat it.
I understand. Oh, could you give George Galloway this cake I baked for him? Don't tell him it's sprinkled with arsenic.
