I should make PPBs. Dunno who for though. Not the SSP anyway.
I am of Labour. I am your strongman and your patron. You can be my client.
I am of the Liberals. Strangely, I will give you a stern talking to.
I am of Conservatism. You can buy my goods and I will keep your services.
I am of the Greens. I will take your car but you can keep your planet.
I am of the Nationalists. I will take your country, but you can keep your house.
I am of Socialism. I will devour everything, and all that I touch will tower into mournful concrete. A grey fire will scorch the planet forever. The Party is the Shining Path, the Party is Truth.
