It's a Four-Letter Word

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: May 1, 2003

Well? How did you vote then?
Er. Rather not say.
How?
Well, if I pretend I didn't vote Tory, my right-wing chums'll think I've gone soft. If I admit I did vote Tory, my left-wing chums'll think I've gone mad.
Let me guess... you voted Tory, didn't you?
No! Who said that?!?