A Worthy Heir

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: July 24, 2003

Uday Hussein, and a probably blasphemous representation of Allah -
Well well, you've met a sticky end. 'A sadist with a taste for cruelty extreme even by your father's standards' is how the Guardian described you. Explain yourself.
I know with every fibre of instinct and conviction in my body that history will forgive us.
History, eh? Well, I'm afraid that, despite your wholeheartedly secular efforts, I am not history but very much a part of the present, and you're up Um Qasr creek without a proverbial paddle.
Silence, else I'll have your legs cut off then lash the soles of your feet.
Oh, that's torn it. I sentence you to an eternity in the seventh circle of hell, where you will be forever 'grilled' by the Foreign Affairs Select Committee, with no wrist-slashing exit strategy.
Ach... Allah u not so hakbar after all...