So What, I'm Drunk!?!

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: July 27, 2003

Me and my not mate R Kelly -
I wanna see you move your body like a snake. Yeah, aiyyo, can y'all hear me out there? I-ight, now this is what I wanna see. I wanna see all of the ladies, line up right here, now.
What on earth for?
Well, we calculated that if I asked my fans to do anything provocative, politicised, socially conscious or at all independently minded, as black recording artists did in the past, my appeal to...
To what? Tell me, to what!
To the affluent white children who constitute my fanbase would rapidly disappear. So it's better if I stick to asking them to move their bodies like a snake, ma.
Speaking of children, why aren't you in jail?!? Here's a rhyme - I wish I was a little bit taller / Then I'd boot your balls / Er...