Incoming British Ambassador Sir Emyr Jones Parry at the United Nations -
Israel's airstrikes in Syria were an unacceptable violation of the sovereign terrority of that state. No one member is above international law. The UN is the proper forum for dealing with this stuff.
Word up. Say, wait a second...
Meanwhile, in a suburb of Damascus -
What, you're telling me this is a terrorist training camp? You're joking. You think we'd actually hit something that might be useful, rather than just showing off?
It make more sense for you to keep on shoot children who threw pebble at you.
Whilst in Haifa -
What, this is an Arab/Jewish restaurant? Aw, I thought I was blowing up the Lib Dems conference in Brighton. I've got shit for brains, me!
That would explain why your brains are all over the toilets, then.
