Papal Panicide
Author: arrandildocompany
Date: October 14, 2003
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Famous goalkeeper and playwright Karol Joseph Wojtyla, and a young boy in tight trousers -
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| Hullo, laddy. Welcome to the Vatican. Now then - what is it you've not to do, eh? | |
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| Fuck folk whilst wearing a condom, Your Holiness. You know you can catch HIV / AIDS if you have sex with a condom on. | |
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| Good boy. Not only is that morally correct, it's also an easily recognisable scientific fact, actual quote, etc. What are you going to do instead? | |
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| Not fuck folk at all, papa. Clearly, abstinence is the only safe and healthy way for humans to live and reproduce. | |
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| Very good. Now pull down your pants and fondle my goolies. You'll have to excuse the shaking - I'm a very sick man whose time has very much come and gone. | |
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| Wow, and they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to that Iranian slut over you?!? | |
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