Suicide Is Painless

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: November 9, 2003

US troops in the Sunni triangle -
Looks like dem Beltway boorocrats decreed us some r'n'r bout hunderd klicks down in Koowait City. Let's go fishin'!
Woooop-woooop-woooop-wooop-wooop-woooop-woop-woop!
UK forces in Basra -
What what what what what's this, Jenkins, eh? Got your arm blown off in that minefield, have we? Well, I imagine it'll need medical attention, but not before you've warmed my toilet seat. Carry on.
Very good, Colonel.
And, of course, the Poles...
Vot this, you vaant to get into your house, down ze street, eh? I spit on your house! You think ve Slavs know fuck nothing about how to gets things done - I tell you, ve know fuck all!
Mehmet just wanting go online, read silly cartoon about Micheal Howard...